I'm a car fixin junky
Might break something just so I can get to clunkin When my ratchet gets to clicken You can hear it ticking all throughout the solar system My honda is a bunch cruncher Knuck to the nut anytime I wanna run somewhere Hyuck hyuck on the dumb putter though I get yucky any twist of 12 millimeter bolt I dont go on drag race I just drive to work with a sad face And I'm not into soupin or trickin If I had a big truck I wouldnt lift it I'm just into fixin and repairing Broke shit working really peels my banana I just wanna heal the lemon Gearwrench and chennelocks are my henchmen I dont fuck with cosmetics You got a dent you come to the wrong fella Iron oxide is ornamental Rust bucket on the left quarter panel Gas cap hatch went mia Rims lookin like creme brulee Rims lookin like b minor Leather seat went through the meat grinder Engine sound like t minus But the guy could eat marbles Vtech chomp up a hot supper Ugly as frigg but this car is not bunky This bitch run like ostriches No misfires it ain't got misses Every part is new gosh dangit OEM no coupon bandit
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